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Feast Mode: The Super Bowl of calories

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Photo credit: Jordan Hames, Gentlemen’s League Photography Studios

Like many of you, I awoke from watching the New England Patriots beating the Seattle Seahawks feeling like I had not spent my Super Bowl Sunday drinking kale smoothies.  Such is the beauty of American football, the great diet-buster.  Today’s lethargy is largely due to “Snackadium 2.0”, pictured above, and several reports that I may have consumed my own body weight in Rice Krispie treats.

As you see below, there was dessert, and I was the lucky man who got to eat the Super Bowl MVP, Tom Brady.  You may insert your inappropriate remarks at this time.

Welcome to the offseason, everyone.  The season may be over, but at The Backup Punter, we’re just getting started.

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Key and Peele do Richard Sherman and Marshawn Lynch, wonderfully

Comedy duo Key and Peele added another spot-on sketch leading up to Super Bowl XLIX, this time taking on the personas of Marshawn Lynch and Richard Sherman.  I’m as sick of the Marshawn Lynch media-furled circus as any of you, believe me, but it’s fun to laugh about it for a moment instead of muttering profanity under my breath.

The always-outspoken Sherman hasn’t made too many headlines through media week, but is always good for a sound bite that blends his unique intelligence with a boisterous passion, which some interpret as arrogance.  Unfortunately, the latter often trumps his intelligence, but Sherman is one smart, smart man.  Lynch, on the other hand, has become famous for his “I’m just here so I don’t get fined” skit.  To Seahawks fans and some viewers, it’s hilarious.  To others, it’s overplayed crap that shouldn’t happen once, let alone be the lead headline on the week of the Super Bowl.

For Lynch’s part, he does have an explanation for his actions.  When asked why he has been so difficult, he explained to media that “I’m bout that action, boss”.  So, there you go.  Rest easy.

Below, enjoy Key and Peele nailing Sherman, especially his facial expressions, and giving Lynch a great new 3-word answer to every question.  (A note of thanks to Keegan-Michael Key, who has proved that you can be named Keegan and still be cool.  You inspire me every day.)

Larry Donnell Dominates: A Fantasy Football Sleeper No More

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Third-year New York Giants TE Larry Donnell flashed exciting potential through the first two weeks, earning a spot on many fantasy football “Sleeper” lists.  Last night in Washington, he solidified himself as much more than that, with a dominant three touchdown performance.  Now sitting at 25 receptions on 31 targets for 236 yards and 4 TD’s, Donnell has been the offensive surprise of 2014 in the NFL.  This has piqued the curiosity in many, wondering where Donnell ever came from.

The 6’6, 265lb Larry Donnell is a product of Grambling State University, where he actually began as a Quarterback.  Recognizing his unmatched size, however, he was moved to Tight End early in his college career, but he didn’t dominate.  In fact, Donnell has never even come close to this level of production.

In his four full seasons at Grambling State, Donnell caught 38 balls for 432 yards.  Total.  Of course, he did not receive an invite to the scouting combine in 2o12.  His size was appealing, yes, but his lack of production and inability to block left him with little to no buzz.  He would run a 4.91 40-yard dash in his Pro Day, which would place him 21st out of 23 eligible TE’s that ran in this past Spring’s draft combine.

The New York Giants, as we know now, still wanted to take a chance.  They would stash him on their Practice Squad throughout the entirety of 2012, before signing him to the 53-man roster last year.  In limited playing time in 2013, Donnell caught 3 passes for 31 yards.  Again, what makes Donnell’s performance so incredible this season is that there was nothing to suggest it was coming.

This past offseason birthed opportunity, though.  The Giants chose not to select a TE in the draft despite their glaring need, which opened up a competition between Adrien Robinson, Daniel Fells, Kellen Davis, and Xavier Grimble.  Fans were shocked when Donnell’s name topped the initial Depth Chart in the summer, but something had clicked as a part of Ben McAdoo’s new offence.

This new offence, which finally showed it’s potential last night, presents a much greater opportunity for Tight Ends to produce, especially in the red zone.  Eli Manning has fallen in love with Donnell as an option for quick-hit passes and dump-offs.  Not only is this offence built to include these passes, but a questionable O-Line ahead of Manning will force even more balls to Donnell when pressure comes knocking.

Is Larry Donnell going to continue this pace and emerge as a top TE in this league, and a stud TE1 in fantasy football?  No.  He will soon begin to experience some inconsistencies, but not for the reasons you might think.

A young player’s greatest challenge is not always to play at a consistently high level themselves, but to adjust quickly enough to how the defence plays them in the wake of their success.  Over the coming weeks, opposing Defensive Co-ordinators will have their sights set on Donnell, especially around the red zone.  This will open up opportunities for Victor Cruz or Rueben Randle.

Once on of those receivers catches fire, then they will draw the coverage and Donnell will once again have a chance to shine.  Thus presents the cyclical nature that I expect from Donnell.  This will be a series of ups and downs as he learns to effectively attack a defence that has planned specifically for him.  As a player has not been the focus of a defensive strategy since High School, at best, this could be difficult.

Donnell will receive too many targets to dip too lowly, however, and should continue to perform as a mid-level Tight End.  His fantasy football outlook will continue to be that of a TD-dependent starter.  If he does not hit the end zone, he will struggle to put up sufficient yardage to help a fantasy team, but the potential is undeniably tempting.  He should hit universal ownership this week.

The Giants have looked dominant for 60 short minutes, and the excitement has built to a point that is not realistic.  Eli Manning looked like a Hall of Famer on Thursday Night, which is causing people to immediately forget how he has looked over his past 20 starts.  The Giants are showing great promise, but this is still a team with loads of question marks.  The question mark at Tight End, however, has been replaced with an exclamation.

Week 3 Must-Watch: Green Bay Packers vs. Detroit Lions

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This Sunday’s 1:00ET meeting between the Green Bay Packers and Detroit Lions at Ford Field has the makings of Week 3’s “Game of the Week”, as the 1-1 teams meet in a critical divisional matchup.  Aaron Rodgers has historically dominated the Lions defence, going a perfect 9-0 in his starts against them with a 111.0 Passer Rating.

The Detroit Lions started the season with a bang against the New York Giants, before being snuffed out by Carolina in Week 2.  Matthew Stafford, however, remains one of the league’s most dangerous statistical Quarterbacks, and the addition of WR Golden Tate has opened more field for Calvin Johnson.  Reggie Bush could see heavy use out of the backfield on screen plays and short passes today, as the Lions hope to capitalize on a porous Packers front.  Look for Joique Bell to push for the majority of carries on the ground, though, as the 230lb back will test Green Bay’s ongoing tackling issues.

Across the field, the Packers will look to keep the ball rolling after a strong offensive showing in Week 2 against the New York Jets.  Aaron Rodgers will be looking to get the ball out of his hands early and often against a fast-closing Lions D-line.  Eddie Lacy has yet to break out with a big game amid high expectations in 2014, so the Packers may look to involve their young star early, as well.  With Detroit’s thin and inured secondary, however, this game could turn into a barnburner.

Matchup To Watch:  Calvin Johnson vs. Jordy Nelson.  The perennial #1 fantasy receiver in the league, Megatron is again off to a torrid start in 2014.  Jordy Nelson, on the other hand, seems to be making the jump from WR1 to top-5 in the league, after going for over 200 yards in Week 2.  With both men clearly the top option within their offence, look for big numbers on both sides of the ball.  The duo trails only Julio Jones (who has one game in hand), for the league lead in receiving yards.

1.  Julio Jones  –  365 yards

2.  Jordy Nelson  –  292 yards

3.  Calvin Johnson  –  247 yards

x-Factor:  Davante Adams.  The Packers 2nd-Round rookie spend the opening week of the season as the #4 option in the Packers passing attack, but seemed to overtake Jarrett Boykin for third on the depth chart throughout the course of last week’s win against the Jets.  Reeling in 5 balls for 50 yards in Week 2, Adams could see even more action if the Packers are forced to keep pace through the air today.  Adams is one of the better route-runners you will find, and compares favourably to James Jones of the Oakland Raiders, the man he replaced in Green Bay this past offseason.

Robert Griffin III Dislocates Ankle, Questions in Washington

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As Robert Griffin III scrambled to the right sideline on Sunday, leaving his feet for a last-second throw, football fans held their breath.  They held their breath like they do every time Griffin leaves the pocket, ripe to be swarmed by defenders twice his size.  His legs, which I’ve rudely(?) referred to as “bird-like” since his days at Baylor, betrayed the Washington Redskins star again as he suffered a gruesome dislocated ankle.

The initial fears out of Washington were that the dislocation would be accompanied by a fracture, which is common to the injury, and would bring about a season-ending surgery.  Thankfully for the ‘Skins, reports are not surfacing that Griffin’s diagnosis is much better than feared, as he has avoided a fracture and may well be able to return to his starting role this season.

A likely situation could be a trip to the I.R. with the designation to return.  What makes this situation such an intriguing story, however, is that Kirk Cousins entered in relief and played elite football, throwing for 250 yards and 2 TD’s.  The debate is back, and bigger than ever.  Is Robert Griffin III the best QB on the Washington Redskins?

Despite outplaying Griffin in the preseason, there remained no legitimate case for Cousins to unseat the franchise’s Golden Boy.  If Griffin and Cousins were picked in the same round, Cousins would have pushed him, but the NFL is a business often governed by what is “right” in terms of pride, profit, and image.

My feeling is that Robert Griffin III is on the wrong team, and playing under the wrong philosophy.

If the Washington Redskins wanted a sensible 4-door sedan for a starting Quarterback, they should have drafted one.  Instead, they drafted a red sports car that they are trying to paint beige.

Limiting Robert Griffin’s time out of the pocket is critical for his health, this is inarguable.  This injury, despite where it occurred, had nothing to do with Griffin being a “mobile quarterback”.  It was a freak injury that happened without a drop of contact, and can only be filed under bad luck.

Trying to re-invent a QB who relies on their natural talents and instincts will not necessarily result in a better football player.  Often, the opposite is the case.  Griffin’s Week 1 performance, though mildly effective, was enough to put many fans to sleep.  Completing 29 of 37 passes for 267 yards with just 3 rushing yards, no TD’s, and no picks, Griffin was a clipped-wings version of the game-changer that entered this league.

Kirk Cousins, on the other hand, may thrive in a Washington system that calls for a pocket passer to compliment their strong running game.  If he does, Washington could have a huge dilemma facing them late in 2014 and beyond.  It isn’t inconceivable to see this playing out like the Colin Kaepernick and Alex Smith situation in San Francisco.

I believe that Robert Griffin III is one of the more physically skilled athletes in the NFL.  However, I still believe that Kirk Cousins has a legitimate chance to be the better Quarterback for the Washington Redskins.  If this were Philadelphia, give me RG3 ten times over, but the marriage of Gruden and Cousins could be a season-saver for the Redskins.  Or, well, at least make it tolerable.

Don’t be surprised to see both of these players are starting QB’s in the NFL next season.